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General
  • Name: Cerra
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 122
  • Birthday: August 4th
  • Sign: Leo
  • Marital Status: Dating
  • Ethnicity: Caucasian
  • Employment: Student
  • Education: Some College

Appearance
  • Height: 5 ft. 3 in.
  • Body Type: A few extra pounds
  • Hair Color: Brown
  • Eye Color: Hazel
  • Tattoos: Trendy
  • Piercings: Ears

Preferences
  • Sexual Orientation: Straight
  • Drinks: Socially/Occasionally
  • Smokes: No
  • Religious: Somewhat

Location
  • Country: Canada
  • State/Province: British Columbia
  • City: Timbuck 12

Contact
aim MissCerra
msn [email protected]

Participation
  • Signed Up: 2005/04/20 10:47 AM
  • Last On: 2008/09/29 12:35 PM
  • Saluted: Yes
  • Premium Member: No
  • Forum Posts: 3,312 (0.48 average per day)

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  • Friends
  • Nothing Specific

Writeup
ABOOT ME EH!@?#! Well Ive been told that IMA CRAZY LADY...but I dunno how reliable that source is, I think hes just trying to get into my panties. And when I asked my best friend, "Best Friend...how would you describe me", he said "Cerra, you're like a guy.....a guy with girl parts...and that kind of turns me on....is that wrong?" And I could prolly end on that note, as many of you are more then likley clicking the "BACK"button furiously right now in fear. But since Im such a lil trooper, Ima keep going...

My name is Cerra, and you will prolly pronounce it wrong because everybody does. I like my boobs more then you do, so I have first dibs at playing with them. I do not speak french,I bite my nails, drink beer, and can probably burp louder and longer then 97.6% of you.
I've been inside the worlds largest tree crusher, I masterbate more then you do, and I will never take my clothes off on camera for you, unless you are mark, cause hes sending me mad libs. Thank you and fuck off,deal with it. I know every Harry Potter movie and book word for word, and could recite them all to you if I wanted to.
I know and listen to more different kinds of music then you will in your whole life, and this is not up for discussion, its a fact.
Halloween is my favorite day in the whole world, I have the coolest hair dresser , my toenails grow alot faster then my finger nails, every pair of pants I own are too long, and I hate socks.
I cant live without lip gloss or flip flops, I blow bubbles with my gum,I have flat feet, and yes you probably have more friends then me, but not better ones.
My favorite food is cheese, and I will be famous one day and prolly never admit I knew any of you.
I like random factoids, I have arthritis in my knees, I look good in every colour, I hate snow, I have an incredibly long tongue, and my hair never does what I want it to.
I might come across as a bitch, or phony, but im not, Im actually a sweetheart, you just need to get over yourself.
Now Im at a loss for words, which if you know me is a feat all in itself, but I will close with another "how would you describe me" quote from one of my most favoritest people... "your the crazy lady who enjoys raping clowns and on the weekends, you abduct men like myself and take them to a sucluded area and have your way with them but not before showing them your pussy and how you like her flicked the right way! "

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