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General
  • Name: Wehadababyitsaboy
  • Sex: Male
  • Age: 45
  • Birthday: November 15th
  • Sign: Scorpio
  • Marital Status: Single/Not looking
  • Ethnicity: Caucasian
  • Employment: Full-Time
  • Education: n/a

Appearance
  • Height: 6 ft. 4 in.
  • Body Type: Slim/Slender
  • Hair Color: Brown
  • Eye Color: Blue-Green
  • Tattoos: Privately Hid
  • Piercings: Ears, Facial (tongue, eyebrow, labret, etc.)

Preferences
  • Sexual Orientation: Straight
  • Drinks: No
  • Smokes: Yes
  • Religious: Somewhat

Location
  • Country: United States
  • State/Province: Kentucky
  • City: Louisville

Contact
aim xexit26x
msn [email protected]
yahoo sc0rpi026
camfrog 26

Participation
  • Signed Up: 2003/04/02 08:15 PM
  • Last On: 2023/08/12 06:16 PM
  • Saluted: No
  • Premium Member: Yes
  • Forum Posts: 68,063 (8.59 average per day)

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Writeup
My name is Donny. You're allowed to call me Donny. I will not respond to Donald, Don, Donnie or any other erroneous version of my name.

Now that we have that cleared up. I'm a 25 year old bartender from Louisville, Kentucky. I never know what to put into these things, so I'm just going to start rambling things off. I love music. It's one of the few passions that I have in this world. I listen to a very wide range when it comes to types of music that I like. I enjoy typical guy shit like sports, masturbation and taking shits. I play the guitar and have, on and off, for about 10 years now. Yet I still suck at it. But I do enjoy playing none the less. In my free time I coach little league baseball. It's something that I enjoy. I enjoy being around kids and teaching them. I also like the hot Mothers that show up for some of the games, but that's a story for a different time and a different place. My main goal in life it to one day own a bar. I'm not sure how realistic this is, but at least it's a goal.

Upon first meeting me on here, you'll probably think I'm an arrogant, self-serving asshole who thinks his shit doesn't stink. That's really not the case with me, but somehow that's usually the first impression that I give off. Once you start talking to me, you'll get to know that I'm not like that at all. I'm an honest person and a great friend. I take great pride in my friendships.

Now to get some of the bad things about me out there.
I am not a tactful person. I am not subtle in trying to get my point across. That is who I am, like it or not. I tend to think that I'm the funniest person known to man. While I know that this is not true, it's fun to pretend. I often try to hard to be funny, which usually ends up blowing up in my face and resulting in people laughing at me and not with me. But that's life. I'm not a very educated person and I cannot spell to save my life. This is something that I know already, there's no need in pointing it out to me. But I'm sure you've already noticed this by reading this far into my profile. I have frequent anxiety attacks and suffer with obsessive compulsive disorder. I often talk about shitting and anal sex. If you find me offensive, I apologize ahead of time. I'm a very sarcastic person and tend to take it too far sometimes. Just tell me to shut the fuck up. That seems to work for a few people.

Well, now that you've taken the time to read all of this, send me a message and tell me about you. If there's anything you'd like to know about me, just ask.

I don't measure success by what I own, but by the person I am and the company I keep.
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