General Name: Sex: Male Age: 48 Birthday: February 9th Sign: Aquarius Marital Status: n/a Ethnicity: Caucasian Employment: Full-Time Education: College Student Appearance Height: 6 ft. 3 in. Body Type: Athletic/Toned Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Blue Tattoos: Trendy Piercings: Facial (tongue, eyebrow, labret, etc.) Preferences Sexual Orientation: Straight Drinks: No Smokes: No Religious: Not At All

Location Country: Canada State/Province: Alberta City: Calgary Contact Calgarys1stDee I forget [email protected] theonlydeethatmatters Click here to message Participation Signed Up: 2003/11/01 07:03 PM Last On: 2007/08/14 09:17 PM Saluted: Yes Premium Member: No Forum Posts: 9,015 (1.11 average per day) Here For Nothing Specific

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My name is Dee. I'm an incredibly amazing body builder who has a strange obsession with the art of ventriliquism. I first delved into other cultures when I decided to perfect the art of the dialect of rich language of Portugese. Every now and then, I go to the Himilayan mountains and I help shave the underbellies of goats to make sweaters with. Those sweaters are really nice. My favorite thing to cook is pancakes. Pancakes of all shapes, sizes and flavors. My all time favorite would have to be big star shaped chocolate chip pancakes. Tis delicious. Every now and then I feel the need to release energy, so I go into the city and I hogtie random strangers and run away giggling. I don't tie my left shoe. I have a collection of moth wings and glass eyeballs int he back of my closet from the days i practiced taxidermy in my spare time, before i learned how to shave goats and cook pancakes. I don't understand why someone would shave their eyebrows. And more than anything, I'm Canadian and I drink like a champ.

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