General Name: James Sex: Male Age: 39 Birthday: December 13th Sign: n/a Marital Status: Single/Looking Ethnicity: n/a Employment: Student Education: College Student Appearance Height: 6 ft. 2 in. Body Type: A few extra pounds Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Brown Tattoos: None Piercings: None Preferences Sexual Orientation: Straight Drinks: Yes Smokes: No Religious: Not At All

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Sonny Perry: Jimmyseven.
Alen Chao: i often confuse him with rgr
Sonny Perry: I confuse him with my balls.
Sonny Perry: *scratch*
Alen Chao: that you have seven of them?
Sonny Perry: That hooker wasn't lying when she said "Ten dollars wont get you lobster."
Sonny Perry: Yes.
Sonny Perry: And every one of them is named James.
Sonny Perry: And all of their birthdays are December 19th. And they all live in England.
Alen Chao: i want to visit england
Sonny Perry: Me to.
Alen Chao: i'll be totally hot as the only asian guy with american accent
Sonny Perry: Indeed. No matter what accent you have... if it is different then the person you are talking to.... they want dos sex.
Alen Chao: doesnt quite work so well with white girls when i do my chinese accent though
Sonny Perry: Yeah.
Alen Chao: YOO WANDO FAHK?!
Sonny Perry: Please... no more.
Sonny Perry: *fapfapfap*
Alen Chao: it sounds a lot more asian if i say it out loud
Sonny Perry: You mean you didn't while typing it?
Alen Chao: dude, NO, BAD GUITARPLAYER!
Sonny Perry: Who told you I played guitar!?
Alen Chao: the horrible dissonant chords that your instrument makes
Sonny Perry: That just your moaning.
Sonny Perry: You slut you.
Alen Chao: im feeling really dirty right now
Alen Chao: who were we suppose to talk about?
Sonny Perry: Yeah... and I'm the one that hasn't showered.
Sonny Perry: Um.
Sonny Perry: *checks*
Sonny Perry: JimmySeven.
Sonny Perry: I don't really know him... but he must be a detective.
Sonny Perry: how else would he know we are weirdos?
Alen Chao: well, i told him in the first post
Alen Chao: but yeah, a regular sherlock holmes, that guy
Sonny Perry: Way to blow our cover.
Sonny Perry: Cock breath.
Alen Chao: i keep telling you, you can get rid of that by stop eating chicken
Alen Chao: man, this is horrible
Sonny Perry: What? That you have cock breath... or that only two people posted?
Alen Chao: all of the above
Alen Chao: im not surprised though
Sonny Perry: My mom is laughing at kurt cobain singing "Plateau"
Alen Chao: your mom is hot
Alen Chao: tell her i said hi
Sonny Perry: BIRRRRRDDDDSSSS!
Sonny Perry: "hi"
Sonny Perry: Okay I am posting this motha.
Sonny Perry: Just like you posting my mom. You sick bastard.
Alen Chao: post the mothra already

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