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General
  • Name: Kyle or jesus
  • Sex: Male
  • Age: 42
  • Birthday: November 2nd
  • Sign: Scorpio
  • Marital Status: Single/Looking
  • Ethnicity: Caucasian
  • Employment: Full-Time
  • Education: College Student

Appearance
  • Height: 5 ft. 10 in.
  • Body Type: Athletic/Toned
  • Hair Color: Brown
  • Eye Color: Brown
  • Tattoos: None
  • Piercings: None

Preferences
  • Sexual Orientation: Straight
  • Drinks: No
  • Smokes: No
  • Religious: n/a

Location
  • Country: United States
  • State/Province: Florida
  • City: Coral Springs

Contact
aim Mephistis18
msn [email protected]
yahoo Mephistis18

Participation
  • Signed Up: 2003/09/10 02:00 PM
  • Last On: 2005/04/29 11:33 AM
  • Saluted: No
  • Premium Member: No
  • Forum Posts: 0 (0.00 average per day)

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Writeup
im currently a college student and work full time as a delivery boy for a local wings restaurant
yeah i know i look like jesus, i heard it at school,i hear it at work, and random people while im driving that start shouting "its jeeeesuusss!!!!!"
i have an unusual sense of humor if you dont like then ummm oh well
Im a delivery boy for wings plus and make pretty damn good money for just driving around
I drive a 1999 black ford contour
Im a very lazy person and procrastinate everything till the very end
Im a very unmotivated person and i havent even applied to college or anything yet,but im doing that soon
I also can have a very short temper even though i havent lost it on a person in over 5 years
MY cat(pictured above with me in drag) is a black cat with gold eyes that i found underneath the dumpster at my old job when he was only about 3 weeks old….the rest of my family call him evil
I can cook even though i dont really enjoy it
Ive worn glasses since i was about 7 years old
I weigh about 155 lbs.
some of my nicknames include: Jesus, Undertaker, Tarzan, Psycho, Highlights, and alot more that i cant remember right now
I cant dance…..except the macarena
I have a little brother that isnt so little (14 years old, 5'11, 215 lbs)
I used to be able to sing but i cant carry a tune if my life depended on it anymore
I am a virgin
Girls scare me
Ive never had a girlfriend in my over 20 years of living
Things ive done with a girl: hug, peck on the cheak….yep thats about it
Im very honest and will answer any question asked so if you wish to know something else about me ……ask

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What do I like?
animals(i have 10 cats, 2 dogs and 1 ferrit)
video games
comedy shows
my job
movies(lady and the tramp owns all)
wrestling
basketball
peanut butter and jelly sammichs
italian food
giving the passengers in my car heart attacks
My 2 friends D(thadarkcyde) and danny(intridcold) everyone else sucks…..some in more ways then others [shocked]
root beer
What do I NOT like?
my OLD job(Dollar Tree will burn!!!!)
old people!!!
rich people!!!!!!
my feet(i have big feet for my size)
my car
the city i currently live in
people who ignore me when they are supposed to be my friend!!!!
racism!!!!!
people who harm animals(ill hunt you down,find you, and kill you )
guys who hurt girl with the intent to harm(again ill hunt you down, find you and kill you )
my brother's friends
my shyness!!!
the fact that i hate not doing anything but wont go and do something
my life!!!!
my dad!!!
cheap tippers
masturbating
LOVE!!!!!!
and lots of other stuff
What is my favorite music?
i listen to just about everything

if i can understand it then ill listen to it(with the exception of techno-type music and most country)
What are my favorite movies?
Lady and the Tramp!!!!!
Interview of the Vampire
Sleeping Beauty
A Beautiful Mind
Space balls]
all of "The Crow"s
Edward Scissorhands
Batman I and II
Ace Ventura
Troy
Most disney stuff from 8 years ago and before


What's the wildest thing I've ever done on video/cam?
SHAKE MY BOOTY !!!!!!

*cough*and some other stuff*cough*


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