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(i have a website with tons of pictures and i have about 900 pix on my pc, BUT if you want em you have 2 ask NICELY and... i don't do the "nude" thing so don't ask cause you WILL NOT get a response, and if you are so lucky as 2 get a response.. it won't be a good one.) *WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. *WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. *WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. *WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 AM. *WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. *WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). *WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. *WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more handsom and/or smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck. *WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. *WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear. *WARNING, The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. *WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy. **And that, folks, is exactly why, THC doesn't drink.** >Thank You Have A Nice Day< |
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