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  • Sex: Male
  • Age: 39
  • Birthday: March 26th
  • Sign: Aries
  • Marital Status: Single/Looking
  • Ethnicity: Caucasian
  • Employment: Full-Time
  • Education: Graduated College

Appearance
  • Height: 6 ft. 1 in.
  • Body Type: Slim/Slender
  • Hair Color: Blonde
  • Eye Color: Blue
  • Tattoos: Trendy
  • Piercings: Ears, Facial (tongue, eyebrow, labret, etc.), Body (navel, nipples)

Preferences
  • Sexual Orientation: Straight
  • Drinks: Socially/Occasionally
  • Smokes: No
  • Religious: Not At All

Location
  • Country: United States
  • State/Province: Nevada
  • City: Fuckville

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aim PassionofAaron

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  • Signed Up: 2002/03/05 09:18 PM
  • Last On: 2009/08/11 08:00 PM
  • Saluted: No
  • Premium Member: Yes
  • Forum Posts: 1,866 (0.28 average per day)

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense...Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case?...Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case...It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit.
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