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Zapp: "Kif!"
Kif: "Yes...oh...yes, captain?"
Zapp: "I have made it with a woman! Inform the men."
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Leela: "Look, are you gonna rescue us or not?"
Zapp: "Can't you ask a little more sexfully?"
Leela: "Pleeeeease, big Z?"
Zapp: "Certainly! But first you'll have to get rid of that thing. That's the law, Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love - hard and fast."
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Leela: "You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson."
Zapp: "If it's a lesson in love, watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
Kif: *sigh* "Sexlexia."
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Zapp: "You'll be negotiating with the aliens' mysterious leaders: The Brain Balls. They got a lot of brains and they got a lot of chutzpah."
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Brannigan: "Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying. Like a woman!"
Kif: *sobs*
Brannigan: "It's alright. I've always thought of myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men."
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Brannigan: "She's built like a steak-house, but she handles like a bistro!" *alert sounds* "She's out of control! You win again gravity!"
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Brannigan: "We need rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
Amazon: "It time snu snu!"
Fry: "Can't we just cuddle? Nooooooo!"
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Lucy Bot: "I'll always remember you Fry *MEMORY DELETED*"
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Zoidberg: "Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy! Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy!"
Fry: "There's no denying it. The future's crazy. Oh well, don't want to stand out."
Fry & Zoidberg: "Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy! Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy!"
Zoidberg: "There's nothing crazy about it. It's just freedom day." *warbles*
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Old Man Waterfall: "Do your worst, you sea devils. I'll make my stand with Old Freebie. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!"
Palace of oppression: *crush*
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