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General
  • Name:
  • Sex: Male
  • Age: 56
  • Birthday: May 30th
  • Sign: Gemini
  • Marital Status: n/a
  • Ethnicity: Pacific Islander
  • Employment: Full-Time
  • Education: Some College

Appearance
  • Height: 5 ft. 7 in.
  • Body Type: Medium
  • Hair Color: n/a
  • Eye Color: Brown
  • Tattoos: None
  • Piercings: None

Preferences
  • Sexual Orientation: Gay
  • Drinks: Socially/Occasionally
  • Smokes: Yes
  • Religious: Not At All

Location
  • Country: Philippines
  • City: Manila

Contact
aim hudjits
icq hudjits
msn [email protected]
yahoo hudjits

Participation
  • Signed Up: 2003/08/10 11:16 PM
  • Last On: 2012/10/02 05:24 PM
  • Saluted: Yes
  • Premium Member: Yes
  • Forum Posts: 8,034 (0.96 average per day)

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Writeup
In the interest of promoting diversity and a more healthful union of minorities and majorities in this virtual community, I have been imported at great length qand with great cost and effort from the bucolic rice paddies of Asia to grace you with my presence.

You may now pause for a well-rehearsed spontaneous outpouring of joy and appreciation.

I represent the minority of not-tall-hung-like-a-mouse-over-thirty-gimpy-smoker-nerdy-contact-lens-wearing-homosexual-intellectual-asian-english-speaking-non-vegetarian-couch-potato-not-in-the-western-hemisphere-internet-addicts.

As you can see, Xmike has solved its diversity problems at minimal cost and without having to issue a greencard. Clever, clever.

My mission, since I chose to accept it before the water buffalo carrying the recording exploded and produced half a ton of ground round, is to flit from thread to thread to make cute men sweat at the sight of having to engage in mild but ultimately harmless flirtations with a psychokiller looking foreigner (please see avatar). This is an enjoyable activity and may ultimately result in bicurious white hunks showing me their wangs.

I wish. I'm such a vanilla lover. Don't hold it against me. Unless you really want to and your endowed with at least six inches.

Drop me a line. Be my friend. I'm lonely. Really. Be my friend even if I have to pay you. If you're a girl, I'll introduce you to cute boys. If you're a cute boy, I'll introduce you to cute girls. Because I'm such a generous guy.

Seriously. Here's a dollar. Agree with me.

You can get a betetr idea of what I'm like by reading:
http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Rant+50
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