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In the interest of promoting diversity and a more healthful union of minorities and majorities in this virtual community, I have been imported at great length qand with great cost and effort from the bucolic rice paddies of Asia to grace you with my presence.
You may now pause for a well-rehearsed spontaneous outpouring of joy and appreciation. I represent the minority of not-tall-hung-like-a-mouse-over-thirty-gimpy-smoker-nerdy-contact-lens-wearing-homosexual-intellectual-asian-english-speaking-non-vegetarian-couch-potato-not-in-the-western-hemisphere-internet-addicts. As you can see, Xmike has solved its diversity problems at minimal cost and without having to issue a greencard. Clever, clever. My mission, since I chose to accept it before the water buffalo carrying the recording exploded and produced half a ton of ground round, is to flit from thread to thread to make cute men sweat at the sight of having to engage in mild but ultimately harmless flirtations with a psychokiller looking foreigner (please see avatar). This is an enjoyable activity and may ultimately result in bicurious white hunks showing me their wangs. I wish. I'm such a vanilla lover. Don't hold it against me. Unless you really want to and your endowed with at least six inches. Drop me a line. Be my friend. I'm lonely. Really. Be my friend even if I have to pay you. If you're a girl, I'll introduce you to cute boys. If you're a cute boy, I'll introduce you to cute girls. Because I'm such a generous guy. Seriously. Here's a dollar. Agree with me. You can get a betetr idea of what I'm like by reading: http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Rant+50 Links & Other Profiles
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