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-if a man smiles all the time, chances are he's selling something that doesn't work

-those who dance are considered insanse by those who can't hear the music

-it is impossible to know accurately how you look in your sunglasses

-I have as much authority as the pope I just don't have as many people who believe it

-just think, as you are reading this, some guy somewhere is getting ready to hang himself

-there should be at least one round state

-in comic strips the person on the left always speaks first

-there should be some things we don't name, just so we can sit around all day and wonder what they are

-nothing is more boring than listening to somone else describe a dream

-"no comment" is a comment

-if you have turkey at lunch and turkey at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two turkey know each other?

-I think it would be fun to go on "jeopardy" and never buzz in. Just stand there for half an hour, silently, then go home

-when somone tells you they have a surprise for you they just ruined the element of surprise

-if Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?

-a lot of people who have guns for safety issues are the same ones who wont wear a seatbelt

-quote from Red Riding Hood " wolves can't be that bad if they eat your grandma, even grandpa wont do that"

-it is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months

-when you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere on the left?

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