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Me i`m 18 YEAH! . I am an alcoholic. I curse...alot. I hate telemarketers. I am addicted to porn. I'm incredibly lazy. I like to think I'm original, but I'm really not. I think little kids smell bad. Old people who can't drive piss me off.(Take the bus) I also hate fake chicks with white trash blonde highlights, who laugh at almost anything and drink "sex on the beach". I spend all my money on stupid things. I have too many shoes. I laugh when people fall. If you are talking to me and have a booger in your nose or food in your teeth, I probably won't tell you. I think I'm smarter than most people. Yeah, I said "most".. not "all", don't get all pissy about it. I don't go to church, and am probably going to hell. I just hope they have MTV there.

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.


Anthony : You're just..... awsome
Me : awEsome
Me : damn canadians
Anthony : awesome?
Anthony : who the hell spells like that?
Me : the dictionary:-\
Anthony : damn americans

Me :You could be paralized and you'd still be feelin' me.

Me :admit it, you got jumped by a gang of mexicans selling oranges on the freeway
Saundra :Actually that's what happened, and I saw your mexi ass high tailing it outta there. I'm going to the police...you shoulda worn an R Kelly mask.
Me: i was scared cause i saw you running towards me with chinese stars yelling "AIYYYYYEEE YAAAA"
so i let my homies handle you
Me: they did a good job
Me: SOUTH SIDE REPRESENT YO!
Saundra: LMAO lol i fucking love you

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