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General
  • Name: Noel Gallagher
  • Sex: Male
  • Age: 45
  • Birthday: October 29th
  • Sign: Scorpio
  • Marital Status: Single/Not looking
  • Ethnicity: Caucasian
  • Employment: Full-Time
  • Education: College Student

Appearance
  • Height: 5 ft. 10 in.
  • Body Type: Slim/Slender
  • Hair Color: Black
  • Eye Color: Black
  • Tattoos: None
  • Piercings: Ears

Preferences
  • Sexual Orientation: Straight
  • Drinks: Socially/Occasionally
  • Smokes: Yes
  • Religious: Not At All

Location
  • Country: United States
  • State/Province: Tennessee
  • City: Johnson City, TN

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Participation
  • Signed Up: 2003/01/12 01:20 AM
  • Last On: 2021/06/11 05:31 PM
  • Saluted: No
  • Premium Member: Yes
  • Forum Posts: 26,666 (3.96 average per day)

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  • Nothing Specific

Writeup
Aboard airplane
Stewardess: Sorry sir, the head steward said you already had enough.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: But she don't understand, I need this drink. I'm a caveman and I'm frightened by your strange flying machine, so get me another Duccian water pronto.

Stewardess: Sorry sir.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: Listen, I'll sue you and your WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE!!!!!

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Judge: Mr. Cirroc, are you ready to give your summation?

Cirroc: [ stepping out] It's just "Cirroc", your Honor.. and, yes, I'm ready. [ approaches the jury box ] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.
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