General Name: Sex: Male Age: 44 Birthday: May 18th Sign: Taurus Marital Status: Single/Not looking Ethnicity: Hispanic/Latin Employment: Student Education: College Student Appearance Height: 5 ft. 11 in. Body Type: Slim/Slender Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: None Preferences Sexual Orientation: Straight Drinks: n/a Smokes: No Religious: Somewhat

Location Country: Puerto Rico Contact xinxzanexpsycho doesn't work anymore xinxzanex69 Click here to message Participation Signed Up: 2002/08/06 04:12 PM Last On: 2005/03/08 10:43 AM Saluted: Yes Premium Member: No Forum Posts: 2,726 (0.31 average per day) Here For Friends Nothing Specific

Linda (a.k.a Sunni) ownz mee!!

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Originally posted by spumpkinscm
ontehrag: xinxzanex
ontehrag: well he's been here for a two years
spumpkinscm: i have no fucking clue who he is.
ontehrag: and i've never noticed him at all.
spumpkinscm: and hes been here for 2 years?
spumpkinscm: fuck that.

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Few people know this but I'm actually a bald, hairy woman with perky C-cup breasts and a 9' semi-funcional penis (I lost my balls in a freak blowjob accident - To this day I still fear vacuum cleaners...). I enjoy slow walks in the park and moonlit orgies. One of my biggest pleasures in life is seducing old (90+) women. I just love how their gummy mouths feel on my thick, thick belly. Plus I find the sex is pretty exciting too -you never know when they'll croak!. Hehe Actually that reminds me of a pretty funny story about how I found out I was a necrophiliac but that's a whole 'nother story in and of it self.

I really enjoy having sex with myself, though sometimes the positions can be somewhat ackward and painful. Auto-fallatio can be a risky proposition though, so I sometimes let other people (and maybe one or two animals ) have sex with me. Though I've had many, many partners, it was the moment I met Mike (of xMIKE) that my lost loins started burning with unbridled passion. So I decided to stay around and stalk... errr... 'admire' him from afar.

Before you start judging my way of life I invite you to take a long hard look at your own. Can you trully say that you've never put gerbils in 'funny places'? Or that you've never fooled around with grandma's false teeth? Can you trully say you've never done naughty things with mayonnaise!? You can't, can you? I thought so.

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