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So you decided to give my profile a read finally?
That's exciting for me, as much as it is for you! Seriously, welcome to my profile. Kick back and relax as you read my soothing message of greetings. You are a good person gosh darn it, and I like you for being curious about me even if you're a total social deviant that's interested in killing me and eating my balls cooked over an open flame. What did you want to know about me? I'm totally awesome in so many ways that I can't even count them all. If you aren't a serial killer I think we could totally be friends. Every single one of you that read this. Do you like me already? Want to make the BFF committment to me? I know I come across as being very forward... but life is short so why waste any time? Do we really need some shitty small talk about the weather 30 times before you realize I'm totally hip and cool and you'd be glad to call me friend? Of course not! So let's just be friends until you realize I'm a foot freak that is relentless in my pursuit and you get tired of me asking for pictures! Links & Other Profiles
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